最牛b的翻译！

1.we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿  
2.how are you ? how old are you?  
怎么是你 怎么老是你
3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你   
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！   
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!  
有事起奏，无事退朝  
6.you me you me  
彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!!  
你给我站住
8.know is know no know is no know  
知之为知之， 不知为不 知...
9.WATCH SISTER  
   表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!!  
　  　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
11．American Chinese not enough  
     美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die  
     车祸现场描述
13.heart flower angry open  
     心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past  
     走过路过不要错过
15.小明：I am sorry! ??
   老外：I am sorry too! ?
? 小明：I am sorry three! ?
? 老外：What are you sorry for? ?
? 小明：I am sorry five!
16.．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one
要钱没有。要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18.you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19.as far as you go to die  
有多远，死多远！！！！  
20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you　face ,I turn my　face  
给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

^O^好多都在«混也是一种生活»里看过~

   很好很强大  收了。。

不错

还好我会点英语

卜会英语。。！

上学的时候就数英语最差。。！

我对英文一翘不通

我还是乖乖睡觉了噢

[发帖际遇]: 21852373以为自己很有才,对着包租婆吟诗,不小心被包租公看到,不想被扁,无奈上交金币3.

额, 这样都被罚钱.

RP不好噢

这么学英语很好

先汗 一个.

= =这样的翻译不得不佩服简直就是字面翻译